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Wednesday 1 October 2014

Proudly Nigerian :)




Happy Independence Day Nigeria! 
Wow, 54 years already... and we're still standing. Against all the plenty talk about Nigeria dividing, we're still together. Congrats my dear Nigerians!
I have this tradition of thinking about reasons why I like Nigeria and why I'd rather stay Nigerian every Independence day and today's no different. I'm proud to be Nigerian, proud to be from
This great country.

NAIJA

Naija, 9ja... the word that aptly captures the emotions I feel for my country, especially as it celebrates its 54th year of independence. 
We Nigerians are confident people - proud of our culture and identity, industrious, hard-working, ingenious and great survivors.Let's face it, we need to be resilient - Nigeria can be extremely frustrating, annoying and inefficient.
But an optimistic outlook on life makes it a place where anything and everything is possible. No wonder a survey once found that Nigerians are the happiest people in the world - we have a great capacity for laughing at ourselves.
Naija, a word said to be coined by the Nigerian youths as a means to distance themselves from the old guards who had caused the country's woes has come to express everything we love about Nigeria. 
Naija, says it all. It is about the food, the flamboyant dressing, the mannerisms, the boisterous - some say loud - interaction among complete strangers who on meeting immediately feel bonded by their "Naija-ness".
Like your family, you love them and you hate them at the same time.
You love them so much you would die for them, and yet you get so exasperated at the way they drive you up the wall.
And for the young, the word has entered their slang - spreading rapidly through social networking sites and through music.
A CHANGE IN NIGERIA
It is said that Naija was coined because Nigeria has a bad image abroad but the youths want everyone to know that that is changing; Nigeria is changing for the best!
Nai: the old Nigeria, Ja: a slang for disappear. Simply put, Naija means the old Nigeria is disappearing and a new and better one is emerging. 
OUR NIGERIAN PRIDE
I'm proud to be Nigerian, I'd still be Nigerian even in my next life. Everytime I think about how awesome this nation is, no matter how bad things may seem presently, I feel bad for those who aren't Nigerians. They have no idea what they've missed!
Much talk about every bad thing is Nigeria can be very depressing but surely, not all belief in Nigeria is lost. 
You need look no further than sports competitions - especially football - for evidence of our patriotism. It is there that you will find Nigerians, irrespective of age, tribe or creed, enthusiastically cheering on the national team.
In fact, a growing trend in Nigeria's major cities is the display of the country's flag on vehicles whenever Nigeria appears in a tournament. That rare display of pride in something Nigerian is what many of the country's leaders want to see in other areas.
While the comedians provoke mirth and laughter, it pains me to see the way we sometimes denigrate our national institutions in the process. A prime example is the army which, at the very least, has been making efforts to serve its civilian authority democratically.
But I am always proud as a Nigerian when at a gathering, everyone joins in rendering the national anthem without the aid of a recording. And when you go abroad you can always tell the Nigerian from other Africans judging by his self-confident, some would say cocky, way.
The biggest mistake a non-Nigerian can make is to try to criticise the country or to even innocently join the Nigerian pastime of self-condemnation. That is when you see that, in spite of all the negativity, Nigerians care for their country and still believe that one day its much talked about potential will be realised.

AND HERE WE ARE...
54 years. 54 years after the British kept us in their trap for a hundred years.
54 years after men danced till dawn the day the Nigerian flag was hoisted.
54 years after late Babatunde Jose sobbed as he watched late Tafewa Balewa and a British soldier on the field as Nigerian was born.
It’s been 54 years of smiles and sorrow, but we’re still standing. And moving, no matter how slow.
There is one achievement, however, that may be worth elevating above all. In the context of the myriad of problems faced by Nigeria over the past 50 years, somehow, miraculously, we have succeeded in staying in one piece, as one nation.
I believe that in the next 50 years, Nigeria is likely to confound those who have been telling tales of its fall. Better elections will help to strengthen democracy by producing leaders who are more likely to inspire others who believe that it is possible to have a Nigeria where differences in creed, tribe and tongue are no barrier to nationhood.
Nigeria might be bad, we might even be drenched in suffering, but if you can find one good reason to smile today, then you should be proudly Nigerian.




Tuesday 13 May 2014

Trending: #Nigeria

Hi there darling readers,

It's quite saddening to think about just how much our great nation, Nigeria, has become a country filled with pain and hardships, with so much sorrow and the tears of its citizens. It's even more saddening to think that its citizens have forgone all hopes of peace been restored, that even those who lead campaigns and protests do so with no faith that anything will change.
But, really, what might be the root of all these problems? Could it really be just our bad leadership? Could it be the issues of corruption we're constantly faced with? Or, could it be that Nigeria has been cursed, as some people say?
It is indeed said, that the ruin of a nation begin in the homes of it people. So, could it infact be then, that the homes of we Nigerians have problems? Have we proclaimed the gospel of peace and love without ever practicing it? Have all our attempts at maintaining good homes and sustaining great families turned to nothing?
I think it is indeed high time that we re-direct the course of our thinking and find out the real source of the issues in our dear country; stop shifting the blame to the government, agreed, they have failed in many ways, but have we, as citizens, succeeded in any way?
It's due time we start looking for solutions and stop compunding our problems. Nigeria is more than beautiful, Nigeria is unique. You and I can make it awesomely amazing with just little more efforts on our parts, starting from our individual selves and families.

#ItIsWellWithNigeria
#GodBlessNigeria


Friday 18 April 2014

'Let's Relax And Watch THE PASSION OF CHRIST'

Hello !
Hope the spirit of Easter has finally settled in? So, Easter is a time to reflect and all, yeah; but you need to relax as well o. So, I've gotten some funny Easter sayings, I do hope you grab them !


  1. So is Easter the festival of eggs or of bunnies bro? I still can’t understand how the eggs and the bunnies are related. ~Tewin Sham
  2. Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
  3. The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.
  4. The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
  5. My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get the stuff cheaper then. ~ Amy Sedaris
  6. My son upset me once. He told me the tooth fairy; Easter bunny and Santa Claus aren’t real. My life is a lie.
  7. I’m sure that I would betray you only for much more than 30 pieces of silver to murderous authorities. Certainly, unless we happened to be in a major economic recession.
Have a lovely Easter !

- Bless 

IN THE SPIRIT OF EASTER...

“Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.”
John Paul II
Happy Easter Darlings!
It's great to be sure that Christ has risen from the grave. I really don't have much to say than to let you know that you should remember that the spirit that raised Jesus from death will quicken your mortal spirits.
That because Jesus has risen,  every dead thing in your life that is good will resurrect as well. And that as Jesus died then, every bad thing will die as well.
This Easter, let's release ourselves from the worries in our lives and let go to the happiness of the world. No matter how intense your pains may be, Easter gives us a reason to hope for more, for a better and brighter tomorrow.

Send the cakes, chicken, Easter eggs,  rice, turkey, even rabbits (I think there's a stew for this :D) and a lot more. You know your post-woman needs to jollify as well. #Oshamo
So, In The Spirit of Easter, have fun!
Happy Easter, once again. 

Lots of Easter Hugs,
- Praise

“Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present.”
N.T. Wright, Surprised by Hope: Rethinking Heaven, the Resurrection, and the Mission of the Church

Thursday 10 April 2014

THE SHELL AND NUTS

Did you ever think that, to the nuts inside, the peanut shell is like their entire universe? I mean, they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison: the shell, keeps them apart.
It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell...uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, they're free. And they're like, "Let's dance, you hot salty nut!"

Wednesday 9 April 2014

ON A DEEPER NOTE: 'LASTING LOVE'

So, every now and then, we hear "I love him", "I think I love her" and so many things about love and all. And it's a trend to 'fall in and out of love' every new month that it feels so normal. I was talking to my friend, Ore, about that and she gave me something she recently wrote to read. Enjoy...

"Someday, you'll stop falling in love with someone new every month. Someday love will last for weeks and months and stretch into years. 
When the lasting love comes -a love 'as strong as death', a love ;many waters cannot quench'- then you'll know you've found the right one. Then love will lead you to the commitment of marriage. You'll want to be with that one person for the rest of your life.
Don't get 'being in love' mixed up with 'lasting love'. It's so tempting to think the guy (or girl) you met last two weeks is the one. But you can't tell until 'being in love' has stood the test of time and become 'lasting love'."

#Deep, yeah? Ponder on that,

Follow Ore on Twitter:
@Taanwa_

'Letter to the world'

So, I'm here again. I saw this in a friend's note and knew I had to send this letter. It's quick and straight to the point; more like a poem.
Read carefully...

Does this darkness have a name ?
This cruelty, this hatred. How did it find us?
Did it steal into our lives or did we seek it out and embrace it?
What happened to us?

That we now send our children to the war like we send young men to war,
Hoping for their safe return,
But knowing that some will be lost,
Along the way ?

Tuesday 25 March 2014

...TO THE DANCERS!!

"The journey of a life starts with a move and no dance can be formed by just standing in one place or moving in circles."

You see, I've always had a thing for people that could dance. Now, not those 'agbero' people that be thinking they got 'moves like Jagger' just cause they can move from left to right while people are "WHOA!!"ing and all...nehh, I don't do those.
I mean, the ballerinas, the studio dancers, the real video vixens(not aunty Beverly o) and the ones who can do the 'skelewu', 'doggie' 'neh-neh' and all 'em cat daddy and the likes properly. Not the 'modernized azonto by Nigeria people' ones o!
I'm crazyy about them; and truth is they give a lot into this. To some it's a talent, others a skill. But, still, they work veryy hard for what they do.

To you guys, we love you! Orr, I love you! You totally rock and are amazing with the moves. Ma worry, gbogbo oyinbo ma wa employ gbogbo yin. 

:** Keep dancing!

-Your timely post-woman,
Praise

LETTER TO THE 'MODELS'

Undearest wanna-be girls,
I fully understand your need to be noticed as I experienced this as a child in elementary school. However, what I don't get is the extent you're ready to go just to get this attention.
As a child, all I ever had to do was cry as loud as I could. But you...oh no!
Infact, my main concern is the 'models'; they seem to believe agencies will hire them if their pictures get a thousand plus likes. Like really though, who's gonna like a picture of you in a bikini 5sizes too small and all your stretchies on full display??? NO ONE'S THAT BLIND!
Darlings, I empathize with your need to strut down the runway, but wearing too low cut shorts, over-crop tops and "10-inches" heels only to fall on 3rd Mainland Bridge is NOT the way at all!
Everytime I see y'all pictures, especially your idea of 'selfies', iWeaken!
...I don't even have anything to say again. Just, please, keep your modelling practices to yourself.

Your sincerly-tired-of-seeing-ugly-faces postwoman,
- Praise

LETTER TO THE 'CHRISTIANS'

Dear followers of Christ,
I seem to have a problem with your attitude. You go around adding "#TeamGodFirst" and "FAITHFUL CHRISTIAN" to your Twitter bios and your Facebook About Me. Yet, to simply tweet or post about the mercies of God, it's a burden.
Most times, it's the same people whose  bio only reads 'Proudly Christian' that tweet everything sexual or nasty. They're the ogas at the top when it comes to tweetfights and all the terrible things on Twitter.
Doesn't your Bible let you know that "You are in the world but not of the world" or is mine now a different version? :s
Life is quite short and I'm sure your Bible (if it turns out to be the same version as mine) tells you that "He that winneth souls is wise". If you die now without proclaiming the gospel, would you still be considered wise?
Hmmm... I'm just voicing my opinions though; what do I know?


LETTER TO THE 'FOLLOWERS'

Dearest followers,
I have no reason to thank you for following. Absolutely none. What have you done since following me? Paraded yourself on my TL as 'twitcelebs', abi? Or tweeted about how much of a 'long ass' day it was? *Sigh* You guys sadden me most times. It's weakening when I tweet 'RAIN' and the next thing I see is 'Lez cuddle', don't you understand the idea of a cold night leading to a peaceful sleep?
Lol, anyways, I love you guys. The silly ones, the ones too stupid to be called idiots, the hilarious ones, the deep ones, the ones with the words of encouragement, the #TwitterAfterDark tweeps, the real niggas, the models who don't know about IG, the time keepers, the ones I told my problems to, and those random ones that fly into my mentions without a pre-amble. Y'all are crayy, but, hey, what can I say, without you, Twitter would be B-O-R-I-N-G.
So, I'm letting you know now that I love y'all(you'll probably never catch me admitting it again). 

Loads of hugs and kisses :**

Monday 24 March 2014

LETTER TO THE LOVEBIRDS

Dear lovers,

Keep your love to yourself,
We don't want to have to watch your make-out sessions in the cinema while the chick flick goes on.
Some of us still belong to the single club, with no one to hug or cuddle.

O ye lovebirds,
Fly to the highest mountains and do your 'lovey-dovey' there
High up in the sky, where none can see or hear you.

Keep your kisses in the private,
Expose them not to us at the malls,
For if you do this in the open, we wonder not what you do in the closets.

Stop the 'kind-hearted' matchmaking by the way,
Some of us are glad the way we are.
We know you are enamored with each other, we don't have to be that way with your friends.

Keep your love to yourself,
We are tired of the sneaked kisses you think we don't see.
Most of us are still hyping the single club, with only a pillow to hug at night.

Where's the Postman ?


Knock, Knock!
I've got a letter to deliver to you. It's straight to the point and simple, from someone who just wants to write. The only return address on it is the 'comments' section and the sending address is to everyone who opens this.
All you have to do to read is to click the title which letter you feel relates to you, read and reply.
The epistles are to you, ponder...

Your faithful post-woman,
- Praise .